"So guess what? I’ve been downgraded to a rehab patient. But I’m still stuck in this damn bed. No, no no, it’s ok. You know why? Because at 7:45 on the dot, a candy stripper is gonna come in here and ask if I want an apple juice or a magazine.
Oh, you wanna know what else? The TV. Sucks! It’s all Reality TV. I hate my reality! Why would I wanna watch that on TV?”
-Rafe Hernandez (Days’ commentary on hospitals & reality tv)